A group of children were given the assignment to finish the phrase “I’ve learned” any way they wanted to. Here are some of the gems they came up with! “I’ve learned that when I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because they’re fish.” -age 7 “I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. -age 6 “I’ve learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose.” -age 7 “I’ve learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over.” -age 7 “I’ve learned that my teacher always calls on me the time I don’t know the answer.” -age 9 “I’ve learned that the older I get the less attention I get.” -age 6 “I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.” -age 13 “I’ve learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using an umbrella as a parachute. -age 10 “I’ve learned that parents are very hard to live with.” -age 12 “I’ve learned that girls sweat just as much as boys.” -age 11 “I’ve learned that if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy.” -age 6 “I’ve learned that it makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands.” -age 13 “I’ve learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts.” -age 7
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 11:04:34 +0000
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