A guy calls his boss and says I cant come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says Its my eyes. Whats wrong with your eyes? asks the boss. I just cant see myself coming to work, so Im going fishing instead.... ______________________________________________________ One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, odd looking fish. A man was walking by and said, Wow! What a nice Gauddam Fish! The sister said, Sir, you shouldnt use lords name in vain. The man said, But thats the species of the fish a Gauddam Fish. The sister said, Oh, in that case, its okay. The Sister took the fish back home and said, Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught. Shocked, the Mother Superior said, Sister, you know better than that. The nun said, Thats the name of its species - a Gauddam Fish. So, the Mother Superior said, Well, give me that Gauddam Fish and Ill clean it. While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught. Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, Mother Superior, you shouldnt talk like that! Mother Superior said, But thats the species of it - a Gauddam Fish. Monsignor said, Well give me the Gauddam Fish and Ill cook it. That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, Wow, what a nice fish. In reply, the sister said, Thank you, I caught the Gauddam Fish. And Mother Superior said, I cleaned the Gauddam Fish. And Monsignor said, I cooked the Gauddam Fish. The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said, Im starting to like this f**king place! ____________________________________________________
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 13:20:07 +0000