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A guy decides to drive to the beach and go for a walk to clear his head. While walking on the beach he trips over something and falls flat on his face. He looks over and picks up an item that looks like the cliché “Genie Lamp”. So he does what any would do – he rubs it. Just like every story and movie a Genie appears in a puff of smoke in front of him. The Genie says, “Look I know everyone claims they get 3 wishes but the truth is you get just 1 so make it good.” The guy thinks hard and then says, “Genie can I ask you a question first?” The Genie looking surprised and excited says “SURE!” The man says, “You have granted and seen many wishes correct?” Genie replies, “Thousands!” The man says, “Based on your experience what type of wishes usually work out the best?” Genie replies, “Without question the wish that not only gives you something but at the same time also gives to many others at the same time!” The man then starts to think intensely. The Genie then says, “OK I do not have all day what will it be?” The man looking very excited states, “OK I know exactly what I will wish for!” The Genie says, “Well!” The man Says, “ I want you to create a company that will allow anyone regardless of their experience, time or financial status to start sharing an exclusive product that has clinically been proven by a 3rd party to reduce the appearance of fine lines, emerging lines, deep lines, tone, texture, age spots and discoloration by 20 to 40%. Also the product must have a simple 30 day money back guarantee for all customers. Also I want all the Independent Reps to never have to repurchase inventory. I want them to receive FREE inventory every time they enroll a new Customer or Independent Rep. Also I want every single Independent Rep to have a guarantee program that they will make $5,000 their first year or else the Company will pay the difference. Oh yea instead of an exclusive product I want the Company to have an Exclusive ingredient that can be added to dozens of products and make them clinically proven to be the best in their specific areas. I also want this company to be the fastest company to make the top 100 Direct Sales List. Also I want them to do over 100 million in sales their first year in business with their first product in their first country and over 200 million in their second year.” The Genie is dead silent. The man says, “Well that is it. That is my wish.” The Genie responds, “Are you crazy? I said I was a Genie not Jeff Olson!” Thank you Douglas Burdick!!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 00:43:26 +0000

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