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A guy goes into a pet shop to get a pet and sees a parrot with a sign that says FREE! Whats with the free parrot? Does he swear or something? Naw, hes really smart, he can even carry on a conversation...he just doesnt have any legs or feet. How does he stay on the perch then? Well...hes got this HUGE dick and he wraps it around the perch. That doesnt bother me, Ill take him. He loved the parrot and ended up talking to it more than to his wife. He comes home one day and the parrot looks uncomfortable. Whats up? Dont wanna say. Now tell me whats wrong. Mailman came by. He comes by every day. So? He came in the house. And...? He took off your wifes dress. He DID??? Then he took off her bra. NO!! Then he took off her panties. OH NO! THEN what happened??? Hell, I dont know.My dick got hard and I fell off the perch.

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