A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. Hes rather taken aback because he doesnt recognize her. So he says, Do you know me? She replies, I think youre the father of one of my kids. Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??? She looks into his eyes and says calmly, No, Im your sons teacher.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 01:04:27 +0000
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