A guy in Chicago walked into the local welfare office to check to see when is government EBT card would have the increase amount of money promised by president Obama put on his new card. He marched straight up to the counter and said, Hi, you know I just HATE drawing welfare. Id really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter said, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. Youll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and hell supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. Youll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have the opportunity to have time off for your own personal time during the travels. Youll be provided with a 3 bedroom apartment or home of your choosing. The salary is $200,000 a year. The guy wide-eyed, said, Youre bullshitin me! The social worker said, Yeah, well, you started it!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 22:39:23 +0000
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