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A guy is walking along a Vancouver Island beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.” “Sorry,” says the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.” “OK, then, I want to die after the government balances the budget, eliminates the debt and abolishes the Senate. “You crafty little devil,” says the genie.

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