A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. Its about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, Hey buddy, you gotta get that shit outta here. Its going to bite one of my customers and Im going to get sued. The guy says, No no no, its a tamed alligator. Ill prove it to you. He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and sticks it in the alligators mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligators mouth and zips up his pants and says, See, I told you it is a tamed alligator. Anybody else want to try it? The drunk down at the end of the bar says, Yeah, Id like to try it but I dont think I can hold my mouth open that long!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 18:38:34 +0000
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