A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. Yes? she inquires with a knowing smile, can I help you? I was wondering, whispers the man, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? Yes, she purrs, indeed I am The man replies Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 22:43:05 +0000