A guy walks into a redneck bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, You aint from around here, are ya? The guy says, No, Im from Canada. The bartender says, What do you do in Canada? The guy says, Im a taxidermist... The bartender says, A taxidermist? What in tar-nation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi? No, a taxidermist doesnt drive a taxi. I mount animals. The bartender grins and hollers, Its okay boys. Hes one of us.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 14:15:17 +0000
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