A guy was driving on the interstate when it broke down. A short while later, a Porsche stopped and the driver offered to give the Yugo a tow. "If I go too fast," said the Porsche driver, "honk your horn." So they set off with the Yugo in tow. A few miles down the road, a Corvette pulled along side the Porsche. The Corvette driver called out, "I bet I can outrace you with that thing on tow behind you." The Porsche driver was up for the challenge and both cars sped off side by side down the highway. Two State Troopers watched in disbelief as the cars flew by. "Did you see that Porsche and Corvette racing neck to neck?" The other one said, "yeah. And what about that little Yugo flying along behind them, honking his horn, trying to pass?"
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 23:29:55 +0000