A guy was hunting when gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot. Whats the bad news? asked the hunter. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. Im going to have to refer you to my sister. Well, I guess that isnt too bad, the hunter replied. Is your sister a plastic surgeon? Not exactly answered the doctor. Shes a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. Shes going to teach you where to put your fingers so you dont pee in your eye.
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 11:14:50 +0000
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