A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being - TopicsExpress



          

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, What would you like to talk about? Oh, I dont know, said the guy. How about nuclear power? OK, she said. That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? The guy thought about it and said, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the girl replied, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know shit?
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 00:10:09 +0000

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