A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family . When he entered , the maid approached him and asked : , MAID: what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice , yogurt , tea, chocolate , capp or coffee ? GUY: Tea plz MAID: ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea? GUY: ceylon tea plz MAID: how do u want it, black or white? GUY: White MAID: Milk or fresh cream? GUY: with Milk MAID: Goat Milk or Cow Milk? GUY: Cow Milk MAID: Freezland cow or afrikner cow? GUY: hmmm , let me go wit d Freezland cow MaID; would u like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey? GUY: Sugar MAID:bee sugar or Cane Sugar? GUY: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar ? GUY: Abeg , forget abt d tea, just give me a glass of water . MAID: Mineral, Tap or distilled water ? GUY: Mineral water MAID: Flavoured or non flavoured? GUY: Infact get Me an empty glass . MAID: U want a tumbler, wine glass,champagne flute or a beer mug? GUY: Abeg , free me, make i swallow ma spit!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:30:16 +0000