A guy went to visit his friend when he entered, the maid approached him and asked : MAID : Morning Sir. What would you like to drink ? Fruit juice, tea, hot chocolate or coffee? GUY : Tea please. MAID : Ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea? GUY : Ceylon tea please..! MAID : How do you want it, black or white ? GUY : White,please.! MAID : Milk or fresh cream ? GUY : With Milk MAID : Goat Milk or Cow Milk? GUY : Cow Milk MAID : Freezland cow or afrikner cow ? GUY : Hmmm, let me have it with the Freezland cow please..! MaID : Would you like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey? GUY : Sugar MAID : Bee sugar or Cane Sugar ? GUY : Cane sugar MAID : White, brown or yellow sugar ? GUY : Eish, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water..! MAID : Mineral, Tap or distilled water? GUY : Mineral water MAID : Flavoured or non flavoured ? GUY : Infact get Me an empty glass.! MAID : Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug ? GUY : Ei wena,sisi...never mind I will swallow my saliva...!!! One word for the guy
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 04:42:46 +0000