A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course.🐴 Not the case here, folks! 👎 Bluesy likes to play this game where we pretend that we are horses and unicorns that disguise ourselves as humans, when we are out in public. So, when we were in the mall (Wal-Mart) earlier, a lady overheard us speaking to each other in our hushed human/horses voices. Guess she was intrigued, because she stopped and spoke to us. I wish this lady wouldve kept on walking...... The lady: (talking to B) Why, you sure are a beautiful little thang! (Kun-tree-er than cornbread) 😉 The midget: Why, thank you. We are pretending that we are unicorns. The lady: Oh my. Well, I hope that you girls have a very Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅 Me and the midget: Merry Christmas to you, too. 🎄🎄 Wait for it...... The midget: My moms unicorn name is Majestic Rainbow. And she sure is one horny unicorn. (Laughing loud) SHES REALLY HORNY! Tell her all about your horny horn. Ooooooh, show her how horny you are! Nooooooooo! Make it stop! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 At this point, Im trying to flee (fast) from the scene, but, of course, theres fifty-leven people blocking every possible escape route, so guess who has to sit there and stare at this lady? And the proverbial pin drops. 😁 $;&:$/?.&,!?.&,!,!,&;
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 19:29:14 +0000
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