A husband is scrambling eggs when his wife bursts in the kitchen. “Careful” she cries. “Careful! Your cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter! They are going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget too salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! The SALT! The husband turns around and asks, “What is wrong with you?” His wife calmly replies, “I wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car!”
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 20:20:38 +0000
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