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A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector :- What is her height ? Husband:- I never checked. Inspector :- Slim or healthy ?. Husband:- Not slim can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes ? Husband :-Never noticed. Inspector :-Colour of hair ? Husband :- Changes according to season. Inspector :- What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :- Was she driving? Husband :- yes. Inspector :- tell me the number, name & colour of the car ? . . . . . Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying... Inspector:.......Dont worry sir,... . ..We will find your car.

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