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A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasnt come back yet. Inspector :-What is her height? Husband :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy?. Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector :-Colour of eyes? Husband :-Never noticed. Inspector :-Colour of hair? Husband :-Changes according to season. Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-yes. Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . .. . Husband :-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip-tronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying... Inspector:-Dont worry sir,.....we will find your car.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 07:43:53 +0000

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