A judge, interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No, no I mean what is the foundation for this case?" "It’s made of concrete, bricks and mortar," she responded. "I need to know," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I’ve got an aunt and uncle living here. So do my husband’s parents." He persevered. "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport, and never needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t like the music, necessarily, but the quick answer to your question is ‘yes’." "Madame, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she answered, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than me." Frustrated, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don’t want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he has trouble communicating with me." §pΑ̲̅яT@Cv§®ˡᶤᶬᶤᵗᵉᵈᵉᵈᶤᵗᶤᵒᶰ
Posted on: Thu, 03 Oct 2013 10:45:30 +0000
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