→ A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, “Wats this?” Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS.. → Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted the lesson to be very clear! → TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?” JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! → When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see! → TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! → Why dont you see giraffes in elementary school? Because theyre all in HIGH School! → TEACHER : What is an island ? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. TEACHER :On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top ! → TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : Its not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ! → LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today → Teacher : Who is on the line ? Boy : This is my father speaking.. → Why did Ravi take a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept! → Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level. → Who should be your best friend at school? Your princi-pal! → TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! → Why does history keep repeating itself? Because we werent listening the first time! → If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left? None, they were all copycats! → Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything. → TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George! → Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I dont know, they havent taught us how to read yet! → TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . . → Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon → TEACHER – Pappu, You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.? PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!! → TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” → TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! → TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.” → Where was the Declaration of Independance signed ? At the bottom ! → TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. → TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! → TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. → Teacher : Your son is Very Good but spends Too much time Thinking about Girls. Mother : If you find a solution, please advise. His Father has the Same Problem.
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