A kindergarten teacher was playing a game with her class. Now kids, she started, I am going to hide something behind my back and I will give you clues. I want you to guess what I am hiding. She takes the first object and hides it behind her back, Now what I have is round but not too round and its orange but not too orange. Can anybody tell me what it is? Little Suzie raises her hand and asks, Is it an orange? No, says the teacher, its a tangerine, but youre thinking and I like that. She then hides another object and says, Now what I have is red but not too red, and its round too but not too round. Can anybody tell me what it is? Little Rachel raises her hand and asks, Is it an apple? No, says the teacher, its a tomato, but youre thinking and I like that. Little Billy cant resist and raises his hand, Can I play?Please let me hide something, PLEASE. The teacher says that he can try so he takes his hand and reaches way down deep in his pocket. Now what I have is long but not too long and its got a pink tip but not too pink, grins Billy broadly. The teachers face turns three shades of red and she screams, Billy sit down this instant. I am going to call your mother. Billy just smiles and pulls his hand out of his pocket. Its a pencil, but youre thinking and I like that.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 01:51:46 +0000