A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man ( about 20 years old ) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are Coming” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling” and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident”, I just lost it.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 09:42:02 +0000
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