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A lady went to Buy a new car. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather seat, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesnt pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably she asks, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? The salesman answers, Madam, if you farted just on touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 10:00:07 +0000

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