A lady went to Buy a new car. She browsesaround, then spots the perfect car and walksover to inspect it. As she bends to feel thefine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapesher. Very embarrassed, she looks aroundnervously to see if anyone has noticed herlittle accident and hopes a sales persondoesnt pop up right now. As she turns back,there standing next to her, is a salesmanAkpors. Good day, Madam. How may we helpyou today? Very uncomfortably she asks,Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?Akpors answers, Madam, if you farted justtouching it, you are going to excrete whenyou hear the price
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 14:01:30 +0000