A lady went to a newsaper firm to publish her story saying;- Im looking for a man who wont beat me,leave me and who will satisfy me in bed. Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door,as she opened,she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked;- How can I help you? The guy quickly answered,Im answering your request for a man. Lady:You have no arms? Guy: I wont beat you. Lady:You have no legs. Guy:I wont leave you. Lady:How will you satisfy me in bed? Guy:What do you think I was knocking with?
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 06:19:40 +0000