“A large family were going to have Thanksgiving dinner together. The two grandmas of the family were sick of people eating the pudding the night before, so they hatched a plan: They put BB-gun pellets in the pudding so they could see who ate it. The next morning, Little Johnny came down from his room and said, Grannie, Grannie, there were BB-bun pellets in my pee pee last night. Then Little Sally came down and said, Grandma, there were BB-gun pellets in my pee last night. Then Big Tom came down yelling, Help! Help! I just shot my girlfriend in the mouth. She went down fine but came up with a hole going right through her tongue and out the side of her mouth!” Lol morning folks
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 07:02:51 +0000