A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you’ve been married five times? Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited! Good, said the new husband, but, why? You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 12:31:20 +0000
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