A list of people who out to be killed and why... 1. People who read Self-Help books. 2. People who attend Motivation Seminars. 3. We are The Proud Parents of an Honor Student... 4. People who carry their babies in backpacks, slings, whatever. 5. Grown men who refer to their fathers as My Daddy. 6. Guys who cant tell you about a phone call they had with giving you Finger Motions. 7. Self-Important Techno Dicks who wear Bluetooth kits. 8. People* who let their kids record the outgoing message on Answering Machines. *The same parents who send you pictures of their children and family newsletters during the Holidays. 9. These guys who cannot resist putting music on their outgoing message. 10. People who wear Visors. Half a hat? 11. Singers with ONE Name. 12. These guys who fly around the world in Balloons. 13. People who pay for inexpensive items with a Credit Card. Why pay 18% interest on something that cost $2.49? 14. Guys named Todd, Blake, Blair, Blaine, Brent, Taylor, Tyler, Jordon, Flynn... 15. Gun Enthusiasts. Im a Blow Job Enthusiast! 16. White guys who shave their heads completely BALD! 17. People in the Space Program. NASSHOLES! Not Mentioned... The Westboro Baptist Church, Politicians, FAKE Theistics (You know who you are, We know who you are and what you do... Profane The Infernal Gospel!), and Justin Beiber.
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 07:13:33 +0000
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