A list of truths from the perspective of an American cowboy... 1. Dont name a pig you plan to eat. 2. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. 3. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. 4. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 5. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 6. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor. 7. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. 8. Meanness doesnt happen overnight. 9. You cant unsay a cruel thing. 10. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. 11. Dont sell your mule to buy a plow. 12. Dont corner something meaner than you. 13. It doesnt take a very big person to carry a grudge. 14. Every path has some puddles. 15. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 16. The best sermons are lived, not preached. 17. Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. 18. Dont squat with your spurs on. 19. Dont judge people by their relatives. 20. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 18:45:49 +0000
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