A little bit of a laugh time me thinks.. enjoy MY SATNAV > by Pam Ayres > > I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my > car > A Satnav is a drivers friend, it tells you where you > are. > I have a little Satnav, > Ive had it all my > life > Its better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my > wife. > > It gives me full instructions, especially how to > drive > Its sixty miles an hour, it says, > Youre doing > sixty five. > It tells me when to stop and start, and when to > use the brake > And tells me that its never ever, safe to > overtake. > > It tells me when a light is red, and when it > goes to green > It seems to know instinctively, just when to > intervene. > It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those > to the rear > And taking this into account, it specifies my > gear. > > Im sure no other driver, has so helpful a > device > For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its > advice. > It fills me up with counselling, each journeys > pretty fraught > So why dont I exchange it, and get a quieter > sort? > > Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure > Im properly fed > It washes all my shirts and things, and > keeps me warm in bed! > Despite all these advantages, and my > tendency to scoff > I only wish that now and then, I could turn > the bugger > off. >
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 12:14:13 +0000
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