A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth Grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasnt a chicken sandwich. He said, Hey, how come youre not eating chicken, dont you like it anymore? She said I love it but I have to stop eating it. Why? he asked. She pointed to her lap and said Cause Im starting to grow little feathers down there! Let me see he said. Okay and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, Thats right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken. He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches too, Im also starting to get feathers down there! She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her! She said... Oh, my Goodness, its too late for you! Youve already got the NECK and GIBLETS
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 15:47:10 +0000