A little humor for a sound sleep,....hahah ha SEDUCING A LADY IN A BIBLICAL MANNER BOY: Do u have a boyfriend? GIRL: No, i dont have. BOY: Gen 2:18 The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, i will make a helper suitable for him. GIRL: But i dont love you. BOY: 1 John 4:8 for he that loveth not ,knoweth not God, for God is love. GIRL: and how do i know you mean those words? BOY: Matt 12:34 for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. GIRL: but how can i be sure that youre loyal and honest? BOY :Mark 13:31 heaven and earth will pass away but my words will never pass away GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there BOY: Prov 31:29 Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. GIRL: But whats in me that you like? BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaws in you GIRL: But im not that beautiful youre exaggerating BOY: Prov 31:30 charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised GIRL: What happens if i say yes. BOY: Gen 2:24 Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and they shall become one flesh GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day and night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good success GIRL: Wow, I can see you really love God BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and see that the lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him. GIRL: mmm. OK please give me time to think about it BOY: Philippines 4:8 finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing GIRL: owwwww I love you already BOY: Revelation 22:21 Amen ONE WORD FOR THIS GENIUS.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 05:58:17 +0000