A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, Id be a little bull. The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick. The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk? The kid smiles and says, Id be a bus driver.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 22:09:30 +0000