A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo! Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3. The old guy replies, Oh, Im not looking for the cooking stuff. Im calling my wife. Shes in here somewhere The clerk is astonished. Your wifes name is Crisco? The old guy answers, Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when were out in public I see, said the clerk. What do you call her at home? Lard ass.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:26:36 +0000
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