A long time ago a girlfriend I had changed the way I thought on a daily basis. She made me aware of lifes patterns/signs. She didnt mean to create a haunting OCD voice in my head but... she did. To give you an example of what I mean its like this. You think to yourself, My word, I would like a delicious cheesy burger... but I dont know if I should get one... Do I need a cheesy burger? You set off to your favorite fast food joint anyways. On your way to said fast food joint you realize there is construction blocking your path. It leads you on a round about adventure around the city until you think to yourself... Maybe thats a sign telling me I dont really need this cheesy burger. I have food at home, I guuuueeessss Ill just go home and make a salad. BOOM. Lifes sign telling you, you dont really need that cheesy burger. This idea has become a thorn in my side... I take it into consideration in EVERYTHING! Im on my way to a party... I stop at an Avondale for some cola... Oh, youre all out of cola? *sign* Maybe I should go home... maybe tonight is the night I get too gashmammered and I DIE?! maybe I accidentally knock someone up tonight? Maybe I end up getting into a fight and in the process I slip and crank my neck and I become a paraplegic? maybe I get a weird tattoo of Dudley the dragon banging sailor moon... Nope. Thats it! going home. Thats an EXTREME example but it leads me to a real OCD/life pattern tick that I have. If I get 3 red lights in a row... The whole day will be shit. Things will not work in my favor today. Oh, a five dollar bill on the ground? cool! oh, no thats just garbage someone spit on and as I went to pick it up I was pick pocketed... 3 green lights in a row?... today is a good day! At Tim Hortons... Is this your sandwich? No Im just waiting on the double, double. Well heres your double, double and take the sandwich, no ones come to get it. Open sandwich... BELT on a pretzel bagel. BINGO! great day. I try not to let these things run my life but its beginning to dictate my actions. Bottom line, If I dont show up somewhere dont be pissed. Im crazy and I probably just hit 3 red lights PLUS an accident on my way there. ...Dont look at me like that! You do it too... in your own stupid way.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 19:28:13 +0000
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