A lot of folks ask me what is it that I do. Well, in case you dont know Im a paperback writer and I tell it how it is even if it hurts. Ive done everything from being a graveyard digger, to selling body parts. Yes, you heard that right, I sell body parts and organs. If you promise not to reveal what Im about to say Ill tell you from A to Z. I work at a cemetery in the AM putting people away, I mean dead people and once the ceremony has been completed, I give that body a once over and than bury them. But heres the clincher, I come back in the PM when nobody is looking and I steal not only their clothing, but their body parts. I leave them the way they came in to this world buck naked, it isnt like theyre going to a party. Lets say you know somebody who needs a heart, a kidney, a bunch of toes, or even a brain, well thats where I come in. I can get them for you. Why, cos the old ones aint working like it used to. I bring my ax and a hack saw and I chop away. The clothes, I sell at my JIMMYS HABERDASHERY in the Village. You want a brand new suit, some fruit of the looms or Victoria Secrets drawers just tell me the size, color, and how many and theyre yours. Now as far as shoes and socks go, most people dont put them on to their newly departed family member cos while in the coffin nobody will ever get to see that far down, I know thats not right, they should buy them new shoes or at least a flip flop or sum shit. Im writing to my congressmen to make that a law requiring dead people to wear something. Ooh I get so mad when I undress them folks and they aint wearing certain clothing, Heck, some folks dont dress them up in underwear, them cheapskates. Thats why I ask that you keep this confidential cos I steal all that shit. Call me if you need an organ or some clothing. Hey, Im not just a provider, Im also a customer, you should see my closet, I got clothing up to the ying yang. Last night I got me a spanking new set of thongs and in hot pink my favorite color, it matches my hot pink go go boots, I got it from a rich dude, I think he was a bit fruity but who cares. Damn, that thong fits me like a glove, Im like a pig in slop oooooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, c ya and dont forget to call me, suga to be exact, Jimmy aka, Mr. Entrepreneur enjoy the song, ta ta: https://youtube/watch?v=SphdgVxOCos
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 14:07:10 +0000
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