A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, second reason? Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: OK, and the third reason? Maid: Im also better in bed than you. This time Madam was furious Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the garden boy told me Im better in bed than you are. (Madam doubled her wages instantly)
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 09:08:30 +0000