A maid wanted a salary raise, Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise. Maid: I can cook Better than you. Madam: who told you that?Maid: your husband told me. Madam: Ok, second reason. Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me. Madam: Ok, and the third reason? Maid: I am also better in bed than you. (This time, madam was furious & was getting ready to break her head.) Madam: Did my husband say that? Maid: No the driver told me that Im better in bed than you are. Madam: Please lower your voice, I will increase your salary
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 08:50:00 +0000