A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen maskover his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficultsurgery. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial spongebath. Nurse, he mumbles, from behind the mask. Are my testiclesblack? Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, Sir. Imonly here to wash your upper body and feet. He struggles to askagain, Nurse, are my testicles black? Concerned that he may elevatehis vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes herembarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises hisgown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Shetakes a close look and says, Theres nothing wrong with them, Sir!The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, veryclosely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 05:52:08 +0000
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