A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked on his overly cautious, slow driving habits. I cant stand it anymore, she told him. Lets play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, Ill remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck. Go up to the road and get help, he said. But I havent anything to cover myself with! she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. Youll have to use this to cover it up, he told her as he tossed the shoe. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. My boyfriend, my boyfriend! she sobs, Hes stuck and I cant pull him out! The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies, Maam, if hes in that far, Im afraid theres no hope for him.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 03:00:00 +0000
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