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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.‘Good,’ she replied. ………….’Get your own f***ing blanket.’After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.The End
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 09:39:12 +0000

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