A man and his wife were in court for divorce; the judge said, "You the problem is....who gonna take the custody of the child?" THE WIFE jumps up and said, "Your honor sir, I brought this child into the world in pains and labor, I suffered to breast fed him and its obvious the child should be mine!" The judge looked at the man to hear what he had to say. THE MAN calmly said to the judge, "Your honor sir, if I take my ATM card and insert it into an ATM machine, and the money comes out......whose cash is it......the MACHINE or ME?" Salibonani bangani.......!!!!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 06:24:41 +0000
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