A man arrived home with a bunch of flowers. Okay, what have you done now? asked his wife. I slept with your sister. he replied. What! she screamed, And you think a lousy bunch of flowers will make me forgive you? He said, Theyre for your sister. My sister-in-law says grace every time she eats. Can you imagine praying eighteen times a day. Why did the anorexic cross he road? There was a strong breeze. What do you call a man with a car on his head? An ambulance. I was told never brake if theres an animal in the road. Im not sure that mounted policeman agree. A girl gave birth and told one of her ex-boyfriends he was the father. He was not convinced. You were seeing plenty of men behind my back. How do I know this babys mine. Hes got your characteristics. she said. Like what. he asked. He was premature. You have to change a babys diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, hold 6-12 pounds theyre not kidding Looking at his new son lying in the crib, a husband said with a cheeky grin, Hes quite big down there, isnt he? Yes, said his wife, But at least hes got you eyes. Did you hear about the bankers wife who have severe penalty for early with-drawal.
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