A man asked his wife what shed like for her 40th birthday. Id love - TopicsExpress



          

A man asked his wife what shed like for her 40th birthday. Id love to be six again, she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonalds they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then, it was off to the latest Disney movie. Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, Well, dear, what was it like being six again? She looked at him incredulously and said, You idiot, I meant my dress size.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 20:03:26 +0000

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