A man at work calls home and his 8years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is dady.Is momy near the phone?” “No dady she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quiped.“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with momy right now.” Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to momy that daddys car has just arived at the gate.” “Ok dady just a minute....”A while later the litle girl comes back to the phone, “Done it dady.What hapened honey?”“Wel, momy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the roomscreaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is nt moving at all “What abt Uncle Paul? askedDad. He jumped out the window into the swiming pool,but I gues he didnt know you emptied the water last week.He hit the and got dead.bt we dnt hve pool iz thse 27179 no its 27279 sry wrng no.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 13:34:54 +0000
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