Dear girls, i dont care if your hair isnt straight, i dont care if you bite your nails, i dont care if your teeth are wonky, i dont care if your not as skinny as another girl, i dont care if eyelashes arent long enough, all i want is a good sandwich
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further....
Posted on: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 09:49:07 +0000
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