A man died & goes to hell! There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides hell pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks, What do they do here? He was told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, thereafter the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to that of German hell. Thereafter, he came to the Nigerian hell and founds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in Α̲̅Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅ he was amazed! He asked, What do they do here? He was told that first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day. But that is exactly the same as all the others, why are there so many people waiting to get in? Asked the man. A concerned fellow called him aside and said, Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair doesnt work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, therefore, the bed is comfortable to sleep on Α̲̅Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅ the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and went back home for other business. HOWEVER, IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN. HAPPY SUNDAY Τ̲̅Ȍ YOU ALL.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 12:45:33 +0000
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