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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks, What do they do here? He is told First they put you in an electric chair for one hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German Hell. Then he comes to the Jamaican Hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks What do they do here? He is told. First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The JAMAICAN Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. But that is exactly the same as all the other Hells. Why are there so many people waiting to get in? He asked. Because there is hardly any electricity therefore the electric chair does not work, someone tief all the nails so theres none to lay you on, and the Devil used to work for government so he comes in,signs the attendance register and then goes back home...
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 00:35:39 +0000

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