A man dies and reaches heaven... He sees a wall full of clocks - TopicsExpress

A man dies and reaches heaven... He sees a wall full of clocks and asks the angel, what are these clocks for ? The angel answers.... There are lie clocks. Every person has a lie clock which moves when he lies. The man points to one of the clocks and asks....Whose clock is this? The angel replies ! This is Atal Jis clock. He has never lied and so it never moved. The man asked, Where is India politician Arvind Kejriwals clock? . . . The Angel replies..... Its in our office...we use it as a table fan :) :) :)

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